HOUSE
You can't watch House and not like House (Hugh Laurie), he's the guy that says all the things that us socialized people don't have the guts to say...the truth. Some wise statements that you can get from House include "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone that someone is probably the last person you should ask", "...there's no I in 'team'. There is a me, though, if you jumble...
